Best Of Atheist Comedy & Satire #2
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1. A Message of Praise and Inspiration: A brief message from Pastor Dick.
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2. Dinosaurs in the Bible. Animation: Christian Staschinski, Story & Narrator: Bill Hicks
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3. Prayer In School. Atheist Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen at The Crest Theatre with The Coexist Comedy Tour does shtick on prayer in school, christian creationism vs hindu creationism, under God in the pledge of allegiance and his love for his Christian family and friends.
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4. Monkeys Talk About Religion. Freethinker Sunday Sermonette: the kids are alright. Proof we are descended from monkeys.
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• www.sethcomedy.com
• scienceblogs.com/effectmeasure/2009/06/freethinker_sunday_sermonette_155.php
5. Messed-Up Bible Stories: Tower of Babel. God overreacts when the humans build a tower. Written, animated and voiced by Sam T, additional voices by Jeffrey Wisenbaugh II and Jeremy Trigger.
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  • もしもし
    もしもし

    We know its irrational WE GET IT.

  • Twitch-102
    Twitch-102

    213 people are crying into their Bible! 😭

  • Klarinette
    Klarinette

    ❤️ Keith Lowell Jensen. 2:25 to 5:05.

  • Mr MQuackens
    Mr MQuackens

    Oh dear. It appears I’ve stumbled myself into something glorious.

  • I Deny The Holy Spirit No Thanks
    I Deny The Holy Spirit No Thanks

    Who tha fuck is JESUS

  • Sir DukesAlot
    Sir DukesAlot

    Man has created literally thousands upon thousands of gods. Each religion saying the same shit “my book is true and my god/gods is true.” So many lives lost, so many wars, so many people persecuted and beaten throughout history in the name of religion sickening shit that hopefully will die out one day.

  • Chris Goldthorpe
    Chris Goldthorpe

    share in all the FB atheist ch

  • storm pooper
    storm pooper

    And most of them are charming and pretty , now ain't that " his " number one who get'$ loved the most ? Funny fellow.

  • Brian McHugh
    Brian McHugh

    Superb :)

  • kimloyd Latim
    kimloyd Latim

    i done it before try to be funny, religion is the easy target 😊

  • Yekkt
    Yekkt

    Yeah, one of the dumbest fairytales from the bible, and we still have to deal with morons that take this book serious, and that´s while we are building scyscrapers and even fucking *SPACESTATIONS*!

  • Jesus is the Lord
    Jesus is the Lord

    It's your sins that have cut you off from God. Because of your sins, he has turned away and will not listen anymore.Isaiah 59:2 But Good News God came down to save all mankind through His death would allow people to be forgiven of their sins .Matthew 20:28; 26:28 Believe in Him and Obey Him we will have eternal life John 3:!5

    • Randal Bystry
      Randal Bystry

      Jesus is the Lord Sounds crazy because it is, get help.

    • Randal Bystry
      Randal Bystry

      Jesus is the Lord Give me 10% of your income and I will guarantee you everlasting life. Just email me and i’ll give you the address to send your money each week. Thanks and praise me for I am the true god ignore all other gods.

    • VARUN KURUP
      VARUN KURUP

      @Jesus is the Lord where is hell located?

    • Nehemiah Scudder
      Nehemiah Scudder

      Do you really think that copying text from the "Wholly Babble" proves the supremacy of your chosen deity? Typing out Carefully Rehearsed Asinine Postulates (aka *C.R.A.P.*) from a book of fiction proves nothing. as we can demonstrate by performing a little experiment using a couple of excerpts from the Avestas of Zoroastrianism Yashna 53:4 "O Ahura Mazda, you appear as the father, the ruler, the friend, the worker and as knowledge. It is your immense mercy that has given a mortal the fortune to stay at your feet" Gatha 8:12 "O Ahura Mazda, Whether you be in the sky or in the wind, in the forest or in the waves. No matter where you are, come to us once. All living beings restlessly await the sound of your footsteps." Gatha 17:4 "Only Ahura Mazda is worthy of worship." Be honest, did you just "see the light" and convert to Zoroastrianism? Of course not, so why do you expect the rest of us to become Christians because you quoted a cherrypicked line from your chosen mythology. Especially since many of us *became* Atheists as a direct result of actually reading the "Wholly Babble"

    • Yekkt
      Yekkt

      You know who is not afraid of beeing killed? Millions of muslims. No otherreligion has more suicide bombers, so does that mean it´s the only true religion? Are you intelligent enough to understand that it´s no choice in wich of the over 5000 religions worldwide you belive? Or would you say that you are able to belive in let´s say godfather zeus at will? Can you explain how it even should be possibel for a rational person like me to belive in your god, when you are not able to present any proof, evidence or even a single rational argument for his existance?

  • fahq12346
    fahq12346

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To scissor lesbian Jesus

  • Steve Hanson
    Steve Hanson

    I find it amazing that when atheists don't make fun of islam (which is a religion, not a race), they do it because of "political correctness" . There seems to be much hate for those who are even a critic of Islam, and are usually labled as intolerant bigots. When atheists make fun of and show their hate for christians, well we just need to sit back and take it. We just need to accept your view of a meaniless, pointless universe and come to the realization that we and our loved ones are just pointless, reorganized cosmic refuge. Only then can we become more enlightened and join the ranks of your elite.

    • Kevin Bacon
      Kevin Bacon

      I find it funny when Christians think they have a case against the entirety of atheism just because a few atheists are liberal pussies.

    • Randal S
      Randal S

      Steve, Atheists are critical of all religions. You are misinformed to say that Islam is not criticised. As for Christians having to sit back and take - that too is false. All you have to do is demonstrate that there is a god. The thing is that nobody can - because there is no evidence to support such a thing. Your religion does not give any meaning to your life, it just makes you THINK that there is meaning to your life - that's why so many people cannot walk away from their religion even knowing there is no evidence to support their beliefs. If we are to have some meaning to our life on account of being created by a God - why did he create 400,000,000,000 Galaxies - yes galaxies each with 100's of million of stars, planets and moons? Its not pretty - but honesty and perspective is needed.

  • Special Bastard
    Special Bastard

    I was expecting genuine comedy-jabs at atheism I was actually kind of hopeful for it slightly disappointed

    • Nascent Space
      Nascent Space

      I’m confused? Who is Michael 1? And this is a video about making fun of Christianity why are you disappointed... you know what you clicked on...

    • Special Bastard
      Special Bastard

      @Michael [1 of those who are many] You still suck at this

    • Special Bastard
      Special Bastard

      @***** IM not trolling you son You've gone and gotten yourself tangled in your own salty net

    • Special Bastard
      Special Bastard

      @***** No trolling mate You're just really bad at being angry

    • Special Bastard
      Special Bastard

      @***** You're really bad at this

  • Ramon Zarat
    Ramon Zarat

    Irrational faith must be eradicated, period.

  • rob the log
    rob the log

    If God knows everything and his word cannot be changed , then why do the religious fuck wits bother to pray??????

  • rob the log
    rob the log

    Even if I did believe in god, I certainly WOULD NOT worship the evil fuck

  • rob the log
    rob the log

    Buy bull !

  • Randy Butternubs
    Randy Butternubs

    This is hilarious!

  • Tea Noire
    Tea Noire

    Wait, if God is omnipresent and all-knowing, shouldn't he have known why the humans were building the tower, and not have to go down there himself since he already knew why they were building it, especially if he's everywhere?

    • Aquilla Fleetwood
      Aquilla Fleetwood

      Tea Noire God knew why! Therefore He confused their languages! Shalom...

    • hamboon
      hamboon

      @***** :P

    • hamboon
      hamboon

      gawd works in mysteries ways bro!!

  • Michael Shull
    Michael Shull

    The first bit was the best. "To believe in him, means to suffer." lmao.

  • Robert West
    Robert West

    Free thinker? They seem to have jumped on a Bandwagon headed for a cliff.

    • Robert West
      Robert West

      He's making fun of the form of the Televangelists. Overblown stereotypes. The form is typical but the following cartoon? You like it? Then the comedian who is ignorant, not in a pejorative way, it simply means he does not know. does not know about Issiah 40 which states in the text, "The Lord sits enthroned above the the circle of the earth." Translated from Hebrew, the word hoog means orb or like a marble. This is dated 700 to 750 BCE. Their are many positions in Christianity and this fellow is not familiar with them.

    • hamboon
      hamboon

      haha

  • Michael Haley
    Michael Haley

    Seek our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

    • Paul Crosley
      Paul Crosley

      Why?? Is he lost?

    • TheRelihunter
      TheRelihunter

      And you believe we follow your pathetic advice ? LOL Who do you think you are ?

    • Ramon Zarat
      Ramon Zarat

      Empirically prove the god *YOU* claim exist or shut the fuck up.

    • Robster Mclean
      Robster Mclean

      @Smith Smitherman How'd you know? Please explain how to seek someone who may have (there's no impartial proof of jesus) can be sought? Fairy stories perhaps?

    • Smith Smitherman
      Smith Smitherman

      I bet you feel good about your self now, eh?

  • Maxx Kroes
    Maxx Kroes

    Religion, being silly for 2000 years.

  • Ruby Honey
    Ruby Honey

    The flying Spaghetti monster is our savior..Proof of this is in the planets thats why planets are in the shape of meatballs All Hail to The Flying Spaghetti monster and his pasta disciples

    • MusicalWheelOfCheese
      MusicalWheelOfCheese

      Ramen. 🙌🍝

    • PastyCayk
      PastyCayk

      Raman

    • Brandon Kruger
      Brandon Kruger

      rAmen

    • Ruby Honey
      Ruby Honey

      believe in PASTAFARIANISM

  • Pierre Loubris
    Pierre Loubris

    just brilliant,

  • JIMinBama1
    JIMinBama1

    How stupid .

  • Adrian Tobon
    Adrian Tobon

    BILL HICKS YEAH!!!

  • Wilkinson Makenstein
    Wilkinson Makenstein

    If something could be created from nothing, we would have an infinity amount of universes.... stay in denial. Something so complex like your DNA is not random. And if you think it is, you need to consider probability...

    • StarryAudios
      StarryAudios

      Wilkinson Makenstein ?

    • Wilkinson Makenstein
      Wilkinson Makenstein

      @Atreyu The Ascended Sorry guys, was stupid back then.

    • Nice Pricable Spice
      Nice Pricable Spice

      @Wilkinson Makenstein In that case you also believe that slavery is A-OK, huh? Don't tell me you don't, 'cuz you believe the WHOLE book, denial of women's rights and all! If you don't God will banish you down to hell to burn and suffer! What a loving deity.

    • VARUN KURUP
      VARUN KURUP

      @ParadoxapocalypSatan yeah if you read Lawrence Krauss book a universe from nothing it does say even in nothing quantum fluctuations exist. These were proven to be true

    • VARUN KURUP
      VARUN KURUP

      @Wilkinson Makenstein I also an agnostic atheist never claim everything came out of nothing . I admit I don't know how genetic code evolved or formed there are certain theories of abiogenesis . Plus it is the theists who claim God created everything out of nothing how's that possible. Plus DNA does not look intelligently designed there are lot of reparations in DNA and a lot of redundant information in DNA

  • Travis Fisher
    Travis Fisher

    This fucking video is funny!

  • Travis Fisher
    Travis Fisher

    Its a big fucking lizard

  • joe blogs
    joe blogs

    last one was horrible..

  • William Jensen
    William Jensen

    3:45 Who is this dude?!? XD

  • Juai nott?
    Juai nott?

    Hahahahaha religión is so funny cause its stupid

  • Reddust86
    Reddust86

    lol. you got owned by a chick. Doesnt pay much to be a bible thumper does it?

  • Reddust86
    Reddust86

    nah blasphemeeee is phunneh.

  • Mark McSwain
    Mark McSwain

    I already said I wasn't Christian, so...

  • Mark McSwain
    Mark McSwain

    No clue what you're talking aboutl I already read your previous posts, that's why I responded. Also, I'm not I Christian, so...

  • dino bragoli
    dino bragoli

    If you won't pray in our schools, we won't think in your churches!

    • 스테파니 Stephanie 조셉
      스테파니 Stephanie 조셉

      Omfg 😂 golden

  • Mark McSwain
    Mark McSwain

    You responded to me twice. Also, pretty sure I know what my own religion says.

  • Amanda Foxall
    Amanda Foxall

    If your god will not be mocked, I suggest you let her tell me to my face

  • Mark McSwain
    Mark McSwain

    which god/hell? christian, islam, zoroastrian, buddhist, etc.

  • Ward McCreery
    Ward McCreery

    I dont respond well to threats! So I keep doing what I am doing.

  • xamarmm
    xamarmm

    (cont B) today is an idiot. Interestingly enough, the evolution of languages is fairly similar to evolution of biological life - which is why creationists have a problem figuring it out.

  • xamarmm
    xamarmm

    (cont A) skills in Construction became worse and they didn't quite understand how to complete the building and couldn't afford it either so the building of it was halted and the building was never completed. That building was the tower of Babylon - or tower of babel as it is called in the bible.. The building is real enough, it is the elements involving god and languages that makes it legendary. We unerstand very well how languages evolved, anyone who take that bible story literally (cont B)

  • xamarmm
    xamarmm

    There is actually a kernel of truth to that story - and it has to do with public education. In the ancient Babylonia, they had a fairly Advanced culture with public education and public literacy was therefore quite high - almost everyone could read and write and basic arithmetic. They decided to build a big tower. It was so large that it was planned to take generations to build. However, times changed, economy got harder and the public education stopped, illiteracy rose and people's (cont A)

  • Gottlieb Elend
    Gottlieb Elend

    Where did you get your numbers, tell me. Go on. Actually, wait, don't. I'm pretty comfortable with my brain, if you like to live without yours - no big deal, I'm not interfering.

  • Nor Cal Theologians
    Nor Cal Theologians

    the atheistic tyrants killed over 100 million in a century. religious tyrants killed billions? I would like to know where you got those stats since for centuries the human population never reached over half a billion, you do the math

  • Gottlieb Elend
    Gottlieb Elend

    Lol, religious tyrants killed 9000 times more people than atheist ones, lol. I would use a better argument or explain how exactly is Marxism atheistic (because, you know, atheism is just its tool to replace the God with the Leader), but your stupidity is starting to affect me lol. Religious tyrants killed billions of people, say what you want because you clearly won't think about your words even for a moment. lol

  • Nor Cal Theologians
    Nor Cal Theologians

    hmmm atheist terrorists?? no, not really hmm..well... unless you exclude Lenin, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, Castro, Hop Chee, Kim ill and all the other wonderful Marxist mass mass murderer and tyrants that killed and terrorized more people in a century than all religious tyrants combined x 1,000 and then some but other than that, no there are no atheist terrorists but then you can buy that prominent history and philosophy expert Dawkins states "they didnt kill in the name of atheism", lol

  • Gottlieb Elend
    Gottlieb Elend

    My fucking god, instead of meditating you could, ahem, google shit. There is nothing we can't build with our current technologies, and pyramids aren't as perfect as you spiritual witch tells you - it's obvious that they were built crudely, using imperfect tools and schemes. They are complex, but not nearly as complex as some of our own buildings.

  • Gottlieb Elend
    Gottlieb Elend

    Think free as long as you aren't a dumb puppet in someone's hands. I don't see any atheist churches asking for money, nor do I see openly atheistic terrorists. Do you?

  • Ward McCreery
    Ward McCreery

    They just dont want religion stuffed in thier faces, or in the schools or in government! Sorry your feeling are hurt

  • Ward McCreery
    Ward McCreery

    If that was true it really needs debugging

  • Lady Wanderer
    Lady Wanderer

    Also the implication that heaven is somewhere in the sky. I mean, if it wasn't then why punish them? For their arrogance? Think about it. If heaven were not in the sky then such a tower would go nowhere, they'd either give up or keep building until it collapsed, and God would chide them for their self-inflicted stupidity and hubris. .. man I can write a better story than the Old Testament in under 5 minutes.

  • AngryAtheist
    AngryAtheist

    LOL. Too funny.

  • Elroy Foster
    Elroy Foster

    I loved this vid. Especially the tower of babel thing. That 's another thing that didn't make sense to me even when I was five. Why would God stop primitive people from building a tower but seems to have no problem with modern skyscrapers? But when you are five you just kinda trust that the adults must have thought about this with their greater knowledge and reasoning skills and You think you must be missing something

  • Nor Cal Theologians
    Nor Cal Theologians

    Atheists are freethinkers, well...unless you are a Christian...or Muslim..or Jew, Sikh, Hindu, Mormon, Jehovah's, any kind of theist, scientologist, Buddhist, new ager, deist, neo-pagan or have a thought that disagrees with what the utile atheist posset thinks but other than that think free! Lol

  • Gooners Rule
    Gooners Rule

    God loves a sinner because shit it pays the bills. lol

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